In February, hearts aren’t just for cardiologists, and poetry isn’t just for Shakespeare. Healthcare professionals took to Twitter this past week to try their hand at romance while still talking about health policy, medicine, and more.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I don't need prior authorization
To declare my love for you#healthpolicyvalentines

— Elizabeth O'Brien (@elizobrien) February 12, 2018

Inspired by my hours of time spent on the phone with a hospital's billing department this week:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have your #healthpolicyvalentines card
But I can only fax it to you

— Alexander Gaffney (@AlecGaffney) February 13, 2018

My love for you is like traditional Medicaid: un-waivering. #healthpolicyvalentines

— Sarah Gollust (@sarahgollust) February 12, 2018

I’m just a girl
Standing in front of a boy
Asking to be on his health insurance #healthpolicyvalentines

— Pat O. (@bbqdsushi) February 13, 2018

My heart goes pitter-patter when I see you.
Ah, love.
Or cardiomyopathy. #HealthPolicyValentines

— AMA (@AmerMedicalAssn) February 14, 2018

Roses are boring,
and violets, blasé;
get your love a #flu shot
for Valentine's Day!
#healthpolicyvalentines

— Alan J. Card (@AlanJCard) February 14, 2018

Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything is black
Retinal detachment #medicalvalentines

— Flow Dameron (@Alexwintermute) February 12, 2018

I'd ask you where the key to your heart is, but that could be a HIPPA violation #healthpolicyvalentines

— Jodi Kwarciany (@J_Kwarciany) February 14, 2018

Nurses Valentine's Day Poem

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'd give you my heart,
But then I'd Code Blue.#nursesrock #medicalvalentines

— pabloescobar (@thepabloescobar) February 14, 2018